Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of Melleny Monsoon!
By day, I'm a mild-mannered librarian, battling printer jams and wrangling teens. But by night (or actually later that same day, if I’m being honest), I unleash my pent up creative energy into my Etsy shop, where I create stuff that’s pretty, weird, and pretty weird.
With over 15 years of experience working with teens, I've honed the fine art of blending wit, sarcasm, and irreverence into my designs. You might even find something educational or motivational thrown in here and there.
I'm also the proud mom of two adorkable chiweenies who bring joy and chaos into my life in equal measure. They've barked their way into my dark little heart and have inspired countless moments of creativity (while simultaneously sitting on me and preventing me from accomplishing anything).
If you’re comfortable with contradictions, you’ll fit right in here. Sweet and sarcastic. Delightful and deranged. Merry and macabre.
Whether you're searching for the perfect printable for your next gathering, a quirky addition to your home decor, or a witty gift for a friend (or frenemy), you'll find it here.
Whether you're here for the wit, the wisdom, or just to observe as I earn my rightful spot in hell, I'm thrilled to have you along for the ride.
Stay weird,
Melleny
P.S. I apologize in advance for offending you. 😋